IRC Bible Tales Volume 2 - The Great Flood

Find out what happens when you piss off the One Network Admin to Rule them All! Needless to say, there's blasphemy ahead and quite a bit of foul language, but it's all in good fun, of course!

--> You are now talking on #earth

<lilprinzess69> wazzup guyz
<hawtd00d> my dick lol
<lilprinzess69> u horny?
<hawtd00d> ya
<lilprinzess69> me 2 wanna cyber
<God> stfu
<God> i mean it
<God> i'm getting sick of this immature shit
<God> lol, i rhymed
<cloudstirfe420> cut it out man ur killin da vibez
<God> you cut it out before i g-line your ass
<lilprinzess69> haha, whats teh matter, u want sum 2?
<cloudstirfe420> dude, if u dont like it, go to another chan
<God> why the hell should i do that?
<God> in case you asshats haven't noticed, this is my network
<God> and i only have a limited amount of patience
<hawtd00d> who cares
<hawtd00d> we're having fun
<Noah> i'm not
<Noah> God's right...this is getting really pathetic
<Noah> and isn't it past all your bedtimes anyway?
<hawtd00d> stfu fag cant u see im gettin some here
<God> stfu fool can't you see I'M A FUCKING NETWORK OP
<hawtd00d> then g-line me u pussy ass
<God> ...don't push me...trust me on this...

--- God has changed the topic to: Settle down. Now. I'll give
you a week to learn to behave. If you don't, there will be hell
to pay.

(A few days later...)

--> You are now talking on #earth

<SPECIALED> YAAAAAAAAY
<SPECIALED> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!11
<SPECIALED> SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
* SPECIALED PEES ON THE FLOOR
<slimshaddydaddy> hahaha
* slimshaddydaddy takes a crap
<SPECIALED> U MAED POPY YAAAAAAAAY
<Noah> this is bullshit
<slimshaddydaddy> lololol i took a dump and u said shit ha ha ha
<Noah> thank you, captain obvious
* Noah is away: I give up for now

--> You are now talking on #dumbfucksneednotapply
--> God (God@heaven.com) has joined #dumbfucksneednotapply
--> Noah (goody@2shoes.com) has joined #dumbfucksneednotapply

<Noah> bunch of einsteins in there
<God> yeah, really
<God> i'm glad you came in here
<God> b/c i'm really going to put one over on them
<Noah> cool...what do you have planned?
<God> you'll see
<God> you do have a firewall, right?
<Noah> no
<God> go d/l one and then i'll help you set it up
<Noah> ok

(A few hours later...)

--> You are now talking on #earth
--> Noah (goody@2shoes.com) has joined #earth
--> Storm (uhoh@sky.com) has joined #earth

<sexxie_gurl118> im hornee
<mc_bas1c> werd up dizzawg
<mc_bas1c> ne of u supafly homez gots me some pr0n?
<sexxie_gurl118> from me
<sexxie_gurl118> if ur well hung lolz
* cloudstirfe420 is wassted
<SPECIALED> NEKID LADYS YAAAAAAAAY
<SPECIALED> Y HELO THAR BUTTSECKS
<mc_bas1c> wat no i dont want buttsex pr0n wtf
* cloudstirfe420 has the munches
<mc_bas1c> hold on a sec ill get sum doritos from mom
<cloudstirfe420> how about i eat ur mom instead
<sexxie_gurl118> roofles u got served
<Noah> ...I see that this channel is still in desperate need of a dictionary...
<Noah> ...and a trip to Clue Mountain for an archaeological dig...
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<cloudstirfe420> FUXOR
<slimshaddydaddy> ya me 2 wtf
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<Noah> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOring
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(40 hours later...)

<-- Storm has quit (Excess flood)

<Noah> w00t
<Noah> it's
<Noah> about
<Noah> frickin
<Noah> time

--> God (God@heaven.com) has joined #earth

<God> gah, my log looks like ass
<God> but at least it's nice and quiet here now
<Noah> yeah
<God> feel free to bring your friends in here
<Noah> ok
<Noah> gotta go make some food
<God> cool
<God> ttyl

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